Syd, would you do me a favor?

I really wish my eleven year old could explain to me why she felt the need to scrub the elephant figurines with her toothbrush.

Or what the skeleton has to do with the grouping. Kind of like those trick questions from kindergarten. Circle the item that doesn't match...

Better yet, what would prompt you to begin to scrub all of these items (with your toothbrush) and simply LEAVE the house and go play with a friend?

AND NOT TURN OFF THE WATER.