Twenty Things That I Will Never Do

1. Bungee jump.
2. Give up my morning coffee.
3. Walk in my laundry room and say "You know, I'm all caught up!"
4. Cheer for the Vols.
5. Turn down a hug from one of my girls.
6. Stop loving my Nerd.
7. Trade in my Tempur-Pedic.
8. Go on Survivor. The dirt would send me over the edge.
9. Will probably never stop rescuing animals, though my life would probably be easier if I would!
10. Turn down a good Riesling.
11. Wish I wasn't Southern.
12. Refuse chocolate - are you kidding?
13. Not be moved to tears in church - can't help it.
14. Drive the speed limit - but I'm trying.
15. Get over my love of old country standards - Merle, George, Waylon and Willie.
16. Quit being homesick for Kentucky Lake.
17. Not get excited when I see a rainbow.
18. Get tired of bookstores; or buying books.
19. Go hunting, especially trapping, how inhumane.
20. Call a radio station and request "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".

What about you?