Parents these days...

Danny’s brother, Darren, called late Tuesday afternoon to say that Grandma Shirley had injured herself and needed surgery to repair her boo-boo.

It seems that Grandma Shirley had severed her pointer finger on her handy dandy table saw.

She felt the need to saw a piece of plywood to repair a piece of furniture. When the wood jammed in the saw she used another piece of wood to push that piece out and LO AND BEHOLD, when you don’t turn off the LITTLE RED SWITCH that table saw likes to EAT FINGERS!

Now she has a spiffy rod in her finger, lots of stitches, some pretty cool drugs (from what I hear) and PERHAPS a little respect for power tools.