Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Twenty Things That I Will Never Do

  1. Bungee jump.
  2. Give up my morning coffee.
  3. Walk in my laundry room and say "You know, I'm all caught up!"
  4. Cheer for the Vols.
  5. Turn down a hug from one of my girls.
  6. Stop loving my Nerd.
  7. Trade in my Tempur-Pedic.
  8. Go on Survivor. The dirt would send me over the edge.
  9. Will probably never stop rescuing animals, though my life would probably be easier if I would!
  10. Turn down a good Riesling.
  11. Wish I wasn't Southern.
  12. Refuse chocolate - are you kidding?
  13. Not be moved to tears in church - can't help it.
  14. Drive the speed limit - but I'm trying.
  15. Get over my love of old country standards - Merle, George, Waylon and Willie.
  16. Quit being homesick for Kentucky Lake.
  17. Not get excited when I see a rainbow.
  18. Get tired of bookstores; or buying books.
  19. Go hunting, especially trapping, how inhumane.
  20. Call a radio station and request "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".

What about you?


Anonymous said...

I'm right there with you on no. 6, 11, 13, 1nd 18.
I will never:

tire of hearing 'I love you, Mama'

stop missing my own Mama

cease to be thankful for my girlfriends

stop craving cheap, diet coke.

Laura D.

Nelson's Mama said...

Can the Coke only be from the Shell station?

rungirlrun said...

Sounds like you need to celebrate your next birthday with a bungee jumping party!