Tuesday, February 17, 2009

BREAKING NEWS

Lawn Mower and his partner, Trailer, have been granted a full and unconditional pardon.

Lawn Mower, who is a John Deere, model unknown, served six months of a possible lifetime sentence after pleading guilty to two counts of attempted events of motor stall and eight backfiring offenses at an innocent bystander.

Trailer, who was charged with aiding and abetting Lawn Mower served six months of a possible one year sentence.

Lawn Mower and Trailer both had an exemplary disciplinary record while in the field and have already been released and are now on parole.

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