It's the thought that counts.

Oscar lovingly brought another "slithery gift" to the house this morning - it was meant for Danny this time. There were a couple of small issues with the "gift".

The "gift" was still quite alive.

Danny didn't see the "gift".

Danny STEPPED on the living "gift".

The "gift" was then stomped to smithereens...and now Danny needs new Fruit of the Looms.
















This is the "gift giver" now - lounging on the guest bed - all is well in his world.